Gnu Law
by kvennarad
In Kenya every citizen has the right to carry a gnu;
it is a freedom more honoured in the refraining-from
than in the exercising-of.
A man in Mombasa was recently convicted of carrying a concealed gnu - not an easy feat, but a felony nonetheless.
Kvenna ráð 
If I may comment on such an oddly extraordinary feat . . . Who gnu?
The mind boggles!
no gnus, is good gnus.
This is brilliant. Thank you.
I never know what I’m going to find on your blog, but it is always interesting! 🙂
I’m impressed by anyone who can carry a gnu.
At birth, Gnu’s can weigh a scant 1 Stone. Not much larger than the average Swedish birth. And believe me, I’m seen MANY Swedish new borns smuggled over borders.
I don’t ask why, I just accept the bribe and pass them through.
There’s always one… 🙂
Danke. Mein Enlesh not goot. But Gnu big here. Oh, I mein smeall. Bee Cool.! Much luv blog.
😀 They ought to stick to their gnus.